50 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

kdeveze:

dasoly:

  1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
  2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
  4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  6. Baby, you overclock my processor.
  7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
  8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
  9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
  10. You defragment my life.
  11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
  12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
  13. Baby, let me find your nth term.
  14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
  16. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
  17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
  18. I’m a fermata… hold me
  19. I think my heart just lagged.
  20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
  21. Did you just combust? Because you’re HOT.
  22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
  23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
  24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT.
  25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
  26. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999, but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
  27. Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
  30. If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
  31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
  32. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile.)
  33. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
  34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
  35. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
  36. You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.
  37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours, and then half again… and again… etc; would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
  38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
  40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
  42. Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.
  43. Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
  44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
  45. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
  46. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
  47. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
  48. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
  49. I less than three you.
  50. I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent.
2 months ago reblogged from kdeveze

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    this makes me think of joseph, academic team, and what i had to do on senior slave day. i miss.
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  6. hadriel reblogged this from kdeveze and added:
    yeah, im all ready writing them down xD
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    I LOL’ED SO HARD. PLEASE USE THESE ON ME. I BEG OF YOU. ++ : ++ : ++ : ++ :
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    And mine. Except 42 and 49, those are too cliche.
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    arseniccupcakes:ccnidaria:kdeveze:dasoly:
  18. counterfeitredhead reblogged this from arseniccupcakes and added:
    ccnidaria:kdeveze:dasoly:...You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness...
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    these will work on me
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  26. starless-nights reblogged this from alohalilo and added:
    i got most of it. :p yay! i love nerdy lines.
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  29. theadoodles reblogged this from bettedeynaseyes and added:
    FTW! Last post for the day, swear! Kbye! :>
  30. bettedeynaseyes reblogged this from livesophia
  31. sugardreams reblogged this from bochanggg and added:
    These might just be the only pick-up lines I’d ever fall for XD
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  35. ibitetm reblogged this from xtraasay and added:
    This is why nerds are sexii
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  38. reidangeros reblogged this from controversialannachua and added:
    wahahaha„,cool
  39. kingwangjjang reblogged this from xparisisforever and added:
    I wonder whos lamer? The one who uses it or The one who falls for it? :)
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  42. xparisisforever reblogged this from thepaperstar and added:
    This made me lol =)) Seriously.ahaha
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  44. thepaperstar reblogged this from orangegummi and added:
    Add: You’re the Hydrogen in my heart— Number 1! :))
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  47. superheiress reblogged this from coinoperatedcharm and added:
    PURE FREAKIN’ WIN ^:)^
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    kringeration: eraine: maryalmighty:
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  50. dianasaurrr reblogged this from whimsicalchild and added:
    I LOVE. Nice one. hahaha!
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  53. angelohizzo reblogged this from nicolevillano and added:
    “You plus me, minus your pants, divide your legs, then we multiply.” I like this one. #25 was close, but not exactly...
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  55. happypoodlesandrawnoodles reblogged this from sheenasiao and added:
    (lettertransfers:notyourbandwagon:savetheempty:dorkvader:pwnator:livesophia:)
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    “Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.” I lol’d.
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  63. parisinflames reblogged this from suareasy and added:
    THE HELICASE ENZYME ONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE. if a guy said that to me my pants would be off so fucking fast
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    an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
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    You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere. I wish I was your derivative so
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    You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie...
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    haahhahahahahahahahahaha.
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  83. vivianvodka reblogged this from xtraasay and added:
    this gets u pussy in seconds.
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    I would let this guy in me if he said that lmao
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    just for Loc haha
  87. marielleisamazing reblogged this from sikatsikat and added:
    I like the dictionary one that’s cute haha.
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    You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
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    Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long. -DIED-
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    HAHAHAHAHA! imma fall for theseeee
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    Oh good lord I wish I didn’t get all of these. I need a life other than school.
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    Big Bang Theory saying each...these pick up lines.. hahaha
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  117. jaynereblogs reblogged this from kliarden and added:
    And this is why nerds rock!
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    I used to actually say some of these. =))
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    cough cough. :))
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    NOSEBLEED. Wtf. :))
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  139. popmyheart reblogged this from supermonkey and added:
    Supah nerdy. =))
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    Omg, my hobby every pre-exam. HAHAHA
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  149. emilyhaueisen reblogged this from nicolevillano and added:
    Bahahahaha, yes. Number 48 is my favorite.
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    explained. Hahahaha! Hey,...posted something similar to 28!
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    imnotmoony: You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere. I wish
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    Howard probably uses these.
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  163. omgia reblogged this from planetmarsce and added:
    HAHAHAHA. goodjob.:))
  164. imnotmoony reblogged this from yeemonster and added:
    if someone would use the geeky ones on me, i would fall for him.
  165. planetmarsce reblogged this from bessiebessbess and added:
    aray, nosebleed T.T
  166. bessiebessbess reblogged this from pwnator and added:
    SABAW. hahahaha :))
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    thelos:livesophia:
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    lmao, this reminds me of Jill and Michael.
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  181. noahkai reblogged this from dontknowdontcare and added:
    the bold ones made me smile.
  182. thesoundofscience reblogged this from thelos and added:
    any guy who says one of these things to me will TOTALLY get my phone number
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    This is the single best thing I’ve ever read :D
  190. merei reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
    nerds turn me on.:P
  191. yeemonster reblogged this from satinsheets and added:
    ZOMG, if I was a guy, I’d actually use these.
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    that’s why i love math.
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